Good Morning

I'm not a morning person--I won't lie. But I had a show scheduled for this morning (schedule isn't quite the right word...suggested? Arranged? Hoped for?) and it ended up being a totally awesome experience. The downside came down to my toys--I need some new ones, and fast! We got busy with a cucumber, but it was a good 4 inches in the middle and I just couldn't get the hump in to my ass. I need a nice, long, glass dildo, 2-2.5 inches in diameter, and that would make every show an eventful one. I have been wanting a glass dildo for about a year now, and I think the time has come. They're pretty expensive but I think my asshole has earned the right to be treated like a princess once in a while ...

In other news, I saw 28 Weeks Later and both loved and hated it...love the scary movie parts, hate the wierd disintegration of chronology and sensical storytelling about 2/3 of the way through. I still think Danny Boyle is a genius though.

The zombie genre has become really popular in the last couple of years...I suspect it has something to do with a backlash to the simaltaneous rise of corporate culture (american idol, pimp my whatever, etc.). I'm not a social scientist though, just a phone sex operator, so I'll never collect enough data to understand why. But I like zombie movies the best--they can always be counted on for some interesting social commentary...unlike, say, vampire movies, which are usually just erotic spectacles, and those can be hot, but I like to think :). The first 28 Days Later was pretty remarkable for lots of reasons, none of which I'll go in to here...but the sequel is a pretty heavy-handed parable about Iraq. The Green Zone, the inability to tell the infected from the civilians...it's ok. Not a bad sequel, just not quite as good as the first.

Maybe, to compensate, I'll watch Trainspotting again or something. Nah...maybe I'll find some soft-core porn and call it a day :)